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UNIT 1 — ON DUTY SINCE 2026
OFFICER BARRY
Every department has hired him. No department has kept him. The uniform changes. The bear does not.
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[ TAP BARRY TO REASSIGN HIM ]
CONTRACT ADDRESS
CA-COMING-AT-LAUNCH
DUTY ROSTER
Seven departments. Seven uniforms. Seven internal reviews.
PATROL
Cuffs on one paw, donut in the other. Priorities clear.
FEDERAL BEAR OF INVESTIGATION
Badge says FBI. Second photo in the wallet says otherwise.
SWAT
Breached the wrong door. Twice. Same door.
SHERIFF
Elected unopposed. Nobody else applied.
PRIVATE DETECTIVE
One open case for eleven years. Her name is Marsha.
TRAFFIC DUTY
Demoted here after the door thing. Waves at everyone.
SPECIAL POLICE
Nobody knows what this department does. Barry included.
STILL HIRING
He will wear whatever you send him.
10-4•SUSPECT IS A BEAR•DO NOT CROSS•CASE REMAINS OPEN•BACKUP REQUESTED•$BARRY•
10-4•SUSPECT IS A BEAR•DO NOT CROSS•CASE REMAINS OPEN•BACKUP REQUESTED•$BARRY•
CASE FILES
Evidence photographs. All cases still open. All cases will stay open.
CASE 0041
Raid, 04:12. Barry was there for the photo.
CASE 0102
Federal scene. Nobody asked him to attend.
CASE 0188
Vehicle returned with the mirror folded in.
CASE 0233
46 evidence markers. Barry contributed the donut.
CASE 0301
Financial crimes interview. Barry asked about the hair.
CASE 0344
Undercover. Possibly just locked in.
CASE 0412
County call-out. Waved at the fire brigade instead.
SERVICE RECORD
412
CASES OPENED
0
CASES SOLVED
7
DEPARTMENTS
9,400
DONUTS PROCESSED
JOIN THE FORCE
01
GET A WALLET
Phantom. Free. Faster than Barry's background check.
02
GET SOL
Buy SOL, send it to your wallet. Not to Barry. Barry is evidence.
03
SWAP
Open a DEX, paste the contract, swap SOL for $BARRY.
04
REPORT FOR DUTY
You are sworn in. Nobody checked your paperwork either.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
CA-COMING-AT-LAUNCH